The mountains win again

Do you ever have one of those days where running away to mountains, running around naked, and eating roots and berries for the rest of your life seems like a really good idea? Today was one of those days. Predictably so, since I filled my body with crap yesterday. I say crap but really is it crap? Steak, white rice, teriyaki sauce, pancakes, cheese, eggs, ham, butter? I mean, it isn't Lucky Charms  or Kraft Macaroni & Cheese and I lived on that stuff for more than half of my life. There are some days it just feels unfair, why me? The rest of the world gets to eat whatever they want. That's my pity party for the day.